extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
the bags under my eyes are designer
- average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
- me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
i got paper towns today so i’m gonna go read it bye
EVER SINCE WE METTTTT
I ONLY SHOOT UP WITH YOUR PERFUMEEE
people who put “books suck” in their favorite books on facebook like wow that’s definitely the best way to tell the world you’re a dumbass
